Treasures of the Booty Cracks

Ancient tongues whispered the seductive haunts of Gentleman GaGa the phantom. They etched into my mind a map to the hidden cities of Feminina Bodega, the original Barbie.

There I saw stairs crafted of gold and pillars constructed from the sweat of a thousand booty cracks.

OhmyGaGa can it be?
Show me the way mother monster.
Lead me to Queen Barbie.

♥ GiGi Feminina ♥

Bed of Lies

Marriage is a bed of lies that I shall not lie down in.
Though I am among The Cursed, yet I have evaded the curse of matrimony.

Forever more shall I elude the clutches of a bride of mine own.

Beautiful brides I say unto you:: may your holy union remain sacred & holy forever after.

♥ Gentleman GaGa